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Predicting a Riot

Predicting a Riot

16th February, 2011
Having made it plain to all concerned that anyone referring to snowdrops as "Heralds of Spring" will have a 9cm pot of the little bastards firmly and speedily wedged up their rectum, I am at a loss for subject matter... [more]
 
More Snow on the Way?

More Snow on the Way?

16th February, 2011
With more snow forecast, up to 20cms, I am reminded of the arrival of my niece and nephew from Thailand back in December. They had not seen snow before and I am not too sure they were that impressed... [more]
 
Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 6/6

Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 6/6

14th February, 2011
6) And the winner by 100 miles. This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a pork chop sellotaped to his forehead. I'd definitely want to be behind him if someone lobs a load... [more]
 
Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 5/6

Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 5/6

14th February, 2011
5) I literally have no idea what this is. [more]
 
Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 4/6

Egyptian Anti-rock Armour 4/6

14th February, 2011
4) Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!! [more]
 
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